funny vasectomy story (nsfw)
Right now, I'm lying in bed blogging and watching The Eight Mountains, some Italian foreign film that won an award at Cannes. I had my Vasectomy procedure done today, so there's not much to do besides rest and try not to walk around.
This Vasectomy went fine except for the fact that I was holding back laughter the entire time I was having the procedure done. When I first arrived in the room, the nurse instructed me to undress, lie down, and place a sheet over me. She left the room, I carried out her instructions, then proceeded to lay there feeling extremely fucking awkward until the nurse came back in.
When the nurse came back, she explained that she was going to clean and sterilize my private parts, but when she pulled back the sheet, she let out a big "WOOOOOAAAAAAHHHH!" I would say that would rank low on the list of things I wanted to hear from a nurse looking at my penis for the first time. She then followed that up with a "those are some really cool tattoos." Okay cool false alarm she was just looking at my thigh tattoos, but what the fuck man.
I was cracking up. I thanked her for her compliment and then closed my eyes, counting the minutes until the procedure was over.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but if there's any medical professionals out there reading this, I would advise not yelping "wooaaaahhhhh" when looking at a patient's body lol.
Thanks for reading, I'm gonna go take a nap now.
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